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Deadpool Vs Quake

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CONEY ISLAND, NEW YORK - 8P.M.

(DEADPOOL is playing the "Knock Down the Bottles Carnival Game" [*NOTE: I'm not actually sure what the technical name is for the game.] the Girl running the game hands him back the ball.)

DEADPOOL: "Garcon, Another round for my friends."

GIRL: "What friends?"

DEADPOOL: "Just set 'em back up, Carny."

(GIRL starts setting the bottles back up.)

DEADPOOL: "C'mon, Man. The park is closed for construction. You've been here for hours, and you're still awful at this. Don't you just wanna go home?"

(GIRL finishes setting up the bottles. Suddenly there is a small earth quake that knocks the bottles down.)

*RUMBLE*

DEADPOOL: "Not trying to tell you how to do your job, but its no fun if they fall over before I get to throw the ball."

QUAKE/DAISY (O.S.): "Hey, Deadpool."

(DAISY JOHNSON [A.K.A. QUAKE] begins walking towards DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL does not turn around to look at her. GIRL runs away to safety.)

DEADPOOL: "This again, huh, Quake? What did I ever do to you?"

QUAKE: "You killed Phil Coulson, maybe the only person who ever really cared about me."

DEADPOOL: "Oh, yeah, that sounds about right. So what are we gonna do about it?"

QUAKE: "I'm gonna put you in the ground."

DEADPOOL: "Better men than you have..."

(DEADPOOL quickly spins around, drawing his guns.)

DEADPOOL: "...Tried!"

(QUAKE blasts DEADPOOL with her powers of Vibration sending him flying into the GAME STAND.)

(THE GAME STAND crumbles on top of DEADPOOL.)

*CRUMBLE!*

(QUAKE climbs on top of the rubble.)

QUAKE: "You know what gets me, Deadpool? Captain America had the whole Cosmic Cube Thing. That's why he went Fascist. But you? You're just a piece of #$@& who will sell his soul to feel relevant."

(DEADPOOL'S HAND pops out of the rubble and grabs QUAKES ankle, causing her to fall on her back.)

QUAKE: "OOF."

(DEADPOOL jumps out of the rubble towards QUAKE.)

DEADPOOL: "Don't be the girl who brings an earthquake to a knife fight."

(Still on the ground, QUAKE uses both her legs to kick DEADPOOL back. QUAKE crouches down and puts her hand on the ground causing it to shake.)

*RUMBLE!*

QUAKE: "You feel that, I'm going to shake you until every blood cell bursts. And THEN I'm going to kill you."

DEADPOOL (shaking from earthquake): "YEAAAAAH...THAAAAAT'S PROBBBALY GONNA SUCKKKKK..."

(BULLSEYE is sitting on top of the Roller coaster watching the fight.)

BULLSEYE : "This isn't right. She's not supposed to WIN."

(BULLSEYE tosses his throwing knife up into the air.)

(THE KNIFE flies through the air and stabs QUAKE in the wrist.)

*SHLUNK!*

QUAKE: "ARRGH!"

(QUAKE turns around holding her bleeding wrist and looks up at BULLSEYE.)

QUAKE: "That *%$%--"

(BULLSEYE Shrugs)

(QUAKE sends a  HUGE VIBRATION BLAST at the roller coaster that BULLSEYE is standing on, demolishing the entire roller coaster.)

*RUMMBBLLLLLE!!!*

QUAKE: "Shoulda run, Bullseye."

(DEADPOOL sees his chance and begins to run away from QUAKE.)

(QUAKE pulls the throwing knife out of her wrist.)

*SHUNK*

(QUAKE sees DEADPOOL running away.)

QUAKE: "Where're YOU going?"

(QUAKE puts her hand on the ground creates a huge rift in front of DEADPOOL.)

(DEADPOOL is barely able to stop in time before the ground in front of him falls away.)

DEADPOOL: "Oh, Man. You're really losing it, Quake."

QUAKE: "Oh, trust me. I lost it a long time ago."

(QUAKE Kicks DEADPOOL, knocking him over the edge of the rift.)

DEADPOOL: "OOOF."

(DEADPOOL is just barely able to grab a hold on the side of the rift and is holding on for dear life.)

(QUAKE towers over DEADPOOL, as he is holding onto the side of the rift for dear life.)

DEADPOOL: "Look, I get it. You're got a lotta feels, and torturing me in some random construction site helps you deal. That's cool. And maybe I deserve to die, but you can't kill me. I'm basically unkillable. You get that, right? Trying to kill me won't fix you."

QUAKE: "You know, you're right. And I don't even NEED to kill you. I make this hole in the earth and now I'm gonna drop you in it. And, look at that, here's some cement for me to seal it up forever."

(QUAKE flips a lever the back of a cement trunk near the edge of the hole and wet cement begins pouring into the hole.)

QUAKE: "If you're alive down there, that's fine."

(DEADPOOL is still holding onto the side of the hole for dear life, as his feet begin to sink into the deep wet cement.)

DEADPOOL: "Okay, yeah. That might work. I suppose it's too late to discuss bribes?"

(BULLSEYE climbs out of the rubble, notices what's happening, and draws another throwing knife.)

BULLSEYE: "You're dead now, Girl."

(BULLS EYE throws the knife at QUAKE.)

(THE KNIFE is suddenly disintegrated by an intense blast of fire before it can hit QUAKE.)

*FWOOOSH!*

(INFERNO & MS. MARVEL appear in front of BULLSEYE.)

INFERNO: "Hiya."

BULLSEYE: "Oh, you want to go, Flames?"

(BULLSEYE begins rapidly throwing knives at BOTH HEROES.)

BULLSEYE: "I've killed A-listers. You think I can't take a Carol Danvers Knockoff and--and-- Nobody even knows who the #$@% you are, Flames."

(The wet cement is now up to DEADPOOL's NECK. DEADPOOL is barely holding onto the side of the hole.)

DEADPOOL: "Quake? I know you aren't going to believe me... But this plan of yours seems like it might work, so I've got nothing left to lose...I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I killed Phil Coulson. He was a good man. I'm not."

(QUAKE'S EYES begin to water as tears begin to run down her cheeks.)

DEADPOOL: "I just wanted you to know that. You're right to do this to me. When it keeps you up at night, remember that."

(DEADPOOL'S HEAD is now completely covered but the wet cement. Only his hand is visible and is still holding onto the wall)

(MOON GIRL runs and stands between QUAKE & DEADPOOL.)

MOON GIRL: "QUAKE! STOP!"

DEADPOOL (From under wet cement): "Oh, Thbbk Gbd."
   
QUAKE: "Move it, Moon Girl."

MOON GIRL: "No. Not until you admit to me that this is what you want. You have a choice right now. You can KILL someone..."

(BULLSEYE has knocked out INFERNO. MS. MARVEL is still fighting BULLSEYE.)

MOON GIRL (O.S.): "...Or you can SAVE someone."

(BULLSEYE is swinging his knife at MS. MARVEL.)

BULLSEYE: "Stop wiggling and let me stab you, Kid."

MS. MARVEL (Dodging): "Why would I do that?"

(BULLSEYE cuts MS. MARVEL across the arm. MS. Marvel falls backward, landing on her back. BULLSEYE steps closer.)

BULLSEYE: "This is gonna be so much--"

(THE GROUND BEGINS TO SHAKE.)

*RUMMBBBLLLLE!*

(BULLSEYE looks at QUAKE and MOON GIRL.)

BULLSEYE: "You again. You shoulda run from me when you had the chance, Quake. Your friends here coulda saved you."

QUAKE: "They did. Do it, M."

(MS. MARVEL kicks BULLSEYE high into the sky.)

BULLSEYE: "AAAAAHHH!"

(BULLSEYE lands in the ocean a mile away.)

MOON GIRL: "BULLS-EYE!"

MS. MARVEL: "You think he's okay?"

INFERNO: "Don't care."

MS. MARVEL: "Daisy, What do you..."

(QUAKE is staring at hole of wet cement. During the fight with BULLSEYE, DEADPOOL had climbed out of the wet cement and run away. There are foot prints running across the wet cement and off into the trees.)

QUAKE: "He's gone. I didn't get him."

MOON GIRL: "I'm sure Deadpool will turn up again--."

QUAKE: "Phil was the only person who ever cared about me, and I let him die. What am I supposed to do now?"

MS. MARVEL: "You could do what Agent Coulson taught you to do. You can help people."

MOON GIRL: "Starting with us."

THE END.


 
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"Wanna fight naked?" :D (Big Grin)