Deadpool Wolverine: the Decoy

DEADPOOL: "I feel pretty! Also powerful. Say, Do you think it's true that a woman derives power from her sexual beauty? Or is that just some crap we men justify staring at gams and bazongas all day long? My money's on the bazonga thing?"

THE STALKER: "Identify current target. Primary target Jean Grey?"

LOGAN: "The Stalker wants Jean. It can't have 'er-- So ol' Wilson here's gonna have to do."

DEADPOOL: "Hey am I supposed to just AAAAAHHHH lay here? I am fire! I am life incarnate! I AM PHOENIX! AND PHOENIX AIN'T THAT KIND OF GIRL!"

LOGAN: "WILSON! WATCH IT!"

THE STALKER: "P--Prime target acquired. C-Continue f-fi-fire. Top prior-ori-iori-ority--"

DEADPOOL: "Say, Logan! Something occurred to me while I was writhing around on the ground in unimaginable agony. Did you have this Phoenix costume made specially for this that big old Alien Robot? Or do you carry it around all the time?"