Deadpool Vs Rhino

DEADPOOL: "Knock Knock."

YELLOW THOUGHT BOX: "Whose there?"

DEADPOOL: "The Rhino!"

YELLOW THOUGHT BOX: "The Rhino who?"

DEADPOOL: "The Rhino's about to get his HORN cut off!"

WHITE THOUGHT BOX: "I don't think he likes that Idea."

(Deadpool is thrown through  a glass window.)

*DEADPOOL'S CELL PHONE RINGS*

DEADPOOl (Still falling): "Mmmmm, yello? Why, Mrs. Whittaker! No, of Course you didn't call at a bad time."

(DEADPOOL CRASHES THROUGH COFFEE SHOP WINDOW)

*KRASH!*

DEADPOOL: "Wait. Say that again. You don't want me to get the horn for your husband?"

MRS. WHITTAKER: "You've seen my husband, Mr. Deadpool. The last thing I want is for him to "rediscover" his youth. Leave the Horn where it is, and I'll pay you double -- $250,000 for doing nothing at all."

DEADPOOL: "Hang on, call waiting.  Yello?"

MR. WHITTAKER: "I know that back-stabbing wife of mine is on the other line. Don't listen to her. She's trying to foment rebellion!"

(DEADPOOL GRABS BARISTA BY THE APRON.)

DEADPOOL: "YOU! What does "foment" mean?"

BARISTA: *Ack* ...to instigate or *uhuh* foster, sir...*Gasp!*"

DEADPOOL: " Oh, Yeah, Like that helps me!"


(DEADPOOL exits cofee shop and walks back to  RHINO'S house across the street.)

DEADOL: "Lousy girl. trying to get me to break a contract, when I already have a migraine----I'll show her that Deadpool can't be fomented!"


(DEADPOOL re-enters RHINO'S HOUSE.) 


DEADPOOL: "All right, you big dumb mammal -- gimme the horn, or I'm gonna get ugly."

RHINO: "Mister, you'd best let this go before I get peeved."


(DEADPOOL is thrown out another window and smashes against a parked car. )

*DEADPOOL'S PHONE RINGS*

DEADPOOL: "Hello? I'm not listening to you! you tried to foment me! What?  Half a million not to get the horn? Lady, you just bought yourself a fomentee. The way my aim is lately, I'd probably just get killed anyway."

(DEADPOOL hangs up phone.)

DEADPOOL: "Hot and Tylenol, here I co--"

RHINO:" Now I'm peeved. I gave you two chances to back off."

DEADPOOL: "But...but...I was just...I wasn't gonna......oh man!"

(RHINO charges at DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL turns tail and runs as fast as he can, as RHINO gets closer and closer behind him.)

DEADPOOL: "Murderous mayhem in the mighty mouthy merc manner! Motherrrrrrrrrrr!"