Deadpool Black Panther Cat Trap

DEADPOOL: "I never really got into THE AVENGERS... (Thanks alot Joss Whedon). Something about grown men, with the power to level CITIES, wearing their underwear on the OUTSIDE of that makes me feel a little NERVOUS. Except for IRON MAN and ANT-MAN this was a new bunch...who've been waiting to star in their own movies.... Not that it MATTERED. King T'Challa, my CLIENT, was out of his COMA, and just that fast VANISHED on me. Something earlier, he'd made me his REGENT... much to the DELIGHT of ALL..."

BLACK PANTHER: "DEADPOOL?!? What the BLAZES ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"

DEADPOOL: "GOSH if I know! I just clicked my heels and set my transporter for Albuquerque. Somehow I don't think this is it."

WASP: "Deadpool put the gun down."

DEADPOOL: "OH--you and your Tiny little wings are dangerous.... and slightly annoying. So a little burst of "TITANIA-BE-GONE" is doubtlessly in order!"

*DEADPOOL SPRAYS WASP WITH A CAN OF "TITANIA-BE-GONE"*

DEADPOOL: "Which brings us to the main event!"

BLACK PANTHER: "That's it, Mercenary--Joke it up while you can! They'll be the last jokes you ever tell!"

DEADPOOL: "The MERC WITH THE MOUTH versus FANCY FEAST--!"

BLACK PANTHER: "I want my LEOPARD!!"

DEADPOOL: Oh, Is that all? Wait--I think I have him in my BACK POCKET! Look DEEUUDE, I have no clue where that nutball ACHEBE stashed Felix that Cat-- and I don't really care."

BLACK PANTHER: "ACHEBE?!? You serve HIM?!?"

DEADPOOL: " I "Serve" whoever's got their CHECKBOOK handy! Visa and MasterCard accepted."

BLACK PANTHER: "All the more reason to kill you !!"

DEADPOOL: "And you are looking for reasons aren't you Doctor? I mean -- all that RAGE-- the BREATH-- it's a CRY for HELP!"

BLACK PANTHER: "The only "Cry" we're going to hear will be you begging to die!"

DEADPOOL: "Been there, Done that, Bought the UNDERROOS. Self-loathing gets old after awhile, Pal. Kinda like REGIS. You're so caught up in whatever your head trip is, you can't even see you've been SET UP! This was never about your Leopard, you Egg-o! I've been sent here to KILL YOU!

IRON MAN: "Enough, Deadpool! You're going back to jail -- and I'm going to PERSONALLY seal you in this time!"

DEADPOOL AND BLACK PANTHER: "BACK OFF!!"

BLACK PANTHER: "You people don't know anything about honor, do you? this is between Deadpool and Me!"

WASP: "You asked to be on a team, there's no room for you psychotic solo act!"

BLACK PANTHER: "This man has come to kill ME. this is not a "team' issue! Leave him to me!"

DEADPOOL: Aww, C'mon Morris-- let 'em play! It's been awhile since I beat a tin can guy like a drum!! Look--KILLPANTHER-- you're about the dumbest mutt breathing. No offense. Ive told you you've been set up -- that I don't wanna kill you or anyone these days-- I've been trying to turn a corner in life--Or at least get outta the driveway, When I saw you on the Avengers' lawn--I figured, maybe you were, too.
And maybe life won't let either of us change. Maybe we're stuck forever were we are. Maybe that's what you're REALLY ticked about."

BLACK PANTHER: "And you've got it all figured out, Deadpool? You know the secret to life?"

DEADPOOL: "Why, yes, in fact I do. You see there's this man... with a laptop... working at marvel on our comic books....."